If you’ve ever wanted to watch Jessica Chastain murder people in bisexual lighting THIS IS THE FILM FOR YOU
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
WHIPS! Kind of a roundabout adaptation of the book (while retaining its spine) but a fun starter all the same.
The RAINBOW tease is legitimately cool as that’s the only really fun idea Clancy had outside his murderous Mary Sues. Wonder how long until we get Jim Halpert in on these.
“What about you?”
“I’ll be fine. Besides, I’m too cool for you anyway.”
So I used to be really emotionally tangled in this movie.
One of my main exes and I loved this movie and the comics and it kind of defined our relationship (but not in the cutesy way we thought). Because of that I put a pretty hard moratorium on rewatching it (and listening to the soundtrack) as obviously that relationship imploded pretty spectacularly and sent me embarrassingly…