Favorite films

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  • The Lost City

  • Clueless


  • Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers

  • A Scanner Darkly

Recent reviews

  • Rush Hour

    Rush Hour

    Am I the only person who as ever fallen asleep to the dulcet tones of Chris Tucker?  Perhaps.

  • Failure to Launch

    Failure to Launch

    Objectively bad. But also the perfect choice for watching on a laptop, in bed, three drinks deep, after consuming a troubling amount of sushi, on prom night, a week after watching A Time to Kill.

    Minus two stars for Zooey Deschanel and her weird mockingbird subplot that took up half the movie. Plus two stars for Terry Bradshaw who had no reason for being in this movie but was kind of great and showed his ass.

Popular reviews

  • The Muppets

    The Muppets


    It's fine if you don't like this movie, but it probably means you're an angry, hate-filled asshole, and fuck you.

  • Airplane!



    1) It's been scientifically proven that this is the funniest movie of all time, so we don't need to have that conversation any more.

    2) I thought jive was an actual language until I was maybe 13.

    3) For some odd reason the visual gag of Kareem Abdul-Jabbar being pulled away from the cockpit wearing his Lakers gear and goggles is one of my favorite jokes in the movie.

    4) This movie is rated PG but has boobs in it,…