JBird

One way to do a review,
Is not with more words but few,
So the form picked,
Is film limericks,
Five lines not always easy to do.

Favorite films

  • Toy Story
  • Little Miss Sunshine
  • Arrival
  • Inside Llewyn Davis

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  • The Trip

    ★★★½

  • Percy

    ★★★

  • Akakiri

    ★★★

  • Dune

    ★★★★

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  • The Trip

    The Trip

    ★★★½

    Sometimes love is static,
    As a couple moves toward the dramatic.
    A weekend away,
    Will go astray,
    From the basement up to the attic.

  • Percy

    Percy

    ★★★

    A patent case for "Percy",
    Leads to some controversy.
    Caught with some seeds,
    Then he proceeds,
    To take on GMOs with no mercy.

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  • Dune

    Dune

    ★★★★

    The last one wrote itself:

    Duke Leto of House Atreides,
    Has a message for the Gesserit ladies:
    "We're here on Arrakis,
    Please don't attack us,
    Cause outside, it's hotter than Hades."

    -----And-----

    A remake of the film "Dune",
    Which no one would say is too soon.
    Everything's nice,
    When mining spice,
    Just not in the late afternoon.

    -----(Should have used Llewyn Davis, I know)-----

    So many franchise actors combined!
    Not that anyone minds.
    Aquaman attacks,
    With Thanos and Drax,
    While Poe Dameron flies in from behind.

  • The Last Blockbuster

    The Last Blockbuster

    ★★★

    Blockbuster had lots of picks,
    If you needed a rental quick.
    Although always iconic,
    What's really ironic,
    This doc is streaming on Netflix.