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  • Controlling Britney Spears

    ★★★½

  • Malignant

    ★★

  • Slither

    ★★½

  • Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

    ★★★½

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  • Controlling Britney Spears

    Controlling Britney Spears

    ★★★½

    i'm lowkey annoyed how hulu and netflix continue exploiting britney with these docs but i can't help but watch.

  • Malignant

    Malignant

    ★★

    I don’t mind campy but this was too much for me. The stylization felt cheap and gimmicky while the script reminded me of something I’d expect from a teenager who just discovered their love for screenwriting.

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  • Slither

    Slither

    ★★½

    Pretty decent creature-feature as a directorial debut from James Gunn. But the lack of backstory for the antagonist and protagonist(s) and the awkward balance between comedy and horror made Slither feel pretty generic to me.

  • Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

    Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

    ★★★½

    I wish my emotionally neglectful parents taught me how to be an assassin. I don’t know what you’re complaining about, Shang-Chi.

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  • Mulan

    Mulan

    ★★½

    Ugh I really wanted to love Mulan (2020). I didn't hate it by any means but I wanted to love it like I love the 1998 adaption.

    First off, I've been a huge defender of Mulan (2020) since it was announced. Whenever someone complained Mulan would deviate from Disney's live-action formula and cut out the talking sidekicks and music, I explained why it needed to do exactly that. Mulan (1998) was always different from its peers. It was not a…

  • Framing Britney Spears

    Framing Britney Spears

    ★★★★

    I don’t wanna hear about a Zoey 101 reboot until Jamie Lynn Spears helps her sister.