jake’s review published on Letterboxd:
ok so a few thoughts/
1. I texted my friend when Carlisle died and then like 15 minutes later I was like so that was a fucking lie and I have never felt more played in my entire life
2. JACOB FUCKIGN MARRIES THEIR DAUGHTER???? WHAT?
3. Can I also make montages in my brain of sentimental moments while Christina Perri plays
4. YOU NICKNAMED MY BABY AFTER THE LOCHNESS MONSTER?