Gabriel Jewett

"Damn! I shouldn't have bought that second milk!" -Lenny, Demolition High

Favorite films

  • A Nightmare on Elm Street
  • Halloween
  • Friday the 13th
  • Child's Play

Recent activity

  • To Die For


  • Even Cowgirls Get the Blues


  • Liar Liar


  • There Will Be Blood


Pinned reviews

  • Better Watch Out

    Better Watch Out


    I must have uttered the phrase "what the fuck" out loud like 50 times while watching this.

  • The Babysitter

    The Babysitter


    I never thought i would give a Mcg film 4 stars but here we are....
    The Babysitter is a blast that I couldn't help but be swept up in, I'm sure this movie has a lot of flaws but I was too busy loving it to care.
    I really hope they make a sequel, The Babysitter is fantastic, check it out.

    Side note but Samara Weaving is quite possibly the most likable psychotic killer satanist ever.

    Oh and my Intergalactic…

Recent reviews

  • There Will Be Blood

    There Will Be Blood


    It’s kinda crazy that with the exception of like 1 obscure 80s comedy that nobody's seen, myself included Daniel Day Lewis never really made a “one for them”. All of his movies are for all intensive purposes “prestige films”
    And understandably so. His performance in this is just remarkable, it’s 100% worthy of the hype.

    Plus that ending might be one of my favorite endings to any movie ever, it’s that good. PTA is a treasure.

  • Gerry



    One of those movies where knowing the true story that loosely inspired it kind of ruins the plot, but luckily I went in blind for the most part. I haven’t seen any of Bela Tars filmography so his influence was lost on me here, I’m sure I’d enjoy those films though because I definitely like Gerry.

    Also the cinematography is sublime.

Popular reviews

  • Mulholland Drive

    Mulholland Drive


    Me during the film: Haha yeah impress me Mr Lynch with your so called "masterpiece"

    Me after the film sobbing uncontrollably on the phone:
    Please Davey I'm sorry I'm so sorry please forgive me just love me please

    David Lynch: new phone who dis?

  • Uptown Girls

    Uptown Girls


    Brittany Murphy truly had a talent, she could make any slightly cliche film into something special with her wit, beauty, and charm.
    This would probably be mediocre without her but with her it's actually a pretty good little hidden gem from the 2000's.
    I recommend it, it's a tad girly but there's nothing wrong with that, eh?

    Also it's hilarious that Molly's dad name was Tommy Gunn, considering what the real Tommy Gunn does for a living.