John Frankensteiner’s review published on Letterboxd:
CONAN O'BRIEN: You are making a movie with Carrot Top, right?
COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH: I made a movie with a Carrot Top.
NORM MACDONALD: Wait a minute, she left Melrose Place to make a movie with Carrot Top?
CONAN O'BRIEN: That's where I'm going with this, my friend. What's the movie going to be called?
NORM MACDONALD: I know what's it's going to be called.
CONAN O'BRIEN: Yeah? What's that?
NORM MACDONALD: If its got Carrot Top in it, you know what a good name for it be?
CONAN O'BRIEN: What's that, Norm?
NORM MACDONALD: BOX OFFICE POISON.
COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH: I'm in it too! What about my career?
CONAN O'BRIEN: Norm, Courtney Thorne-Smith, the girl sitting to your left, is in the movie!
NORM MACDONALD: I'm gonna go see it for Courtney.
COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH: After you scare everybody else away? Is that the plan?
NORM MACDONALD: I'd see any movie with this girl in it.
COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH: Thank you.
NORM MACDONALD: She's a beautiful lady, and a talented ... talk show guest.
CONAN O'BRIEN: Alright, so there's a two hour season finale of Melrose Place, there's this movie coming out, title undetermined at this point.
COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH: Chairman of the Board.
CONAN O'BRIEN: Oh, alright. Do something with that, you freak.
NORM MACDONALD: I bet the board is spelled B-O-R-E-D.