Chairman of the Board

Chairman of the Board ½

CONAN O'BRIEN: You are making a movie with Carrot Top, right?

COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH: I made a movie with a Carrot Top.

NORM MACDONALD: Wait a minute, she left Melrose Place to make a movie with Carrot Top?

CONAN O'BRIEN: That's where I'm going with this, my friend. What's the movie going to be called?

NORM MACDONALD: I know what's it's going to be called.

CONAN O'BRIEN: Yeah? What's that?

NORM MACDONALD: If its got Carrot Top in it, you know what a good name for it be?

CONAN O'BRIEN: What's that, Norm?

NORM MACDONALD: BOX OFFICE POISON.

COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH: I'm in it too! What about my career?

CONAN O'BRIEN: Norm, Courtney Thorne-Smith, the girl sitting to your left, is in the movie!

NORM MACDONALD: I'm gonna go see it for Courtney.

COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH: After you scare everybody else away? Is that the plan?

NORM MACDONALD: I'd see any movie with this girl in it.

COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH: Thank you.

NORM MACDONALD: She's a beautiful lady, and a talented ... talk show guest.

CONAN O'BRIEN: Alright, so there's a two hour season finale of Melrose Place, there's this movie coming out, title undetermined at this point.

COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH: Chairman of the Board.

CONAN O'BRIEN: Oh, alright. Do something with that, you freak.

NORM MACDONALD: I bet the board is spelled B-O-R-E-D.