• Burrow

    Burrow

    ★★★★

    Burrow, RATED NC-17

    Brief scenes of nudity and violence throughout

    PATENTED NOT FOR KIDS LABEL

  • Wonder Woman

    Wonder Woman

    ★★★★½

    Imagine watching this after the sequel

  • Wonder Woman 1984

    Wonder Woman 1984

    ★★★★½

    Imagine watching this before the first one

  • Dolittle

    Dolittle

    ★★★

    Craig Robinson as the squirrel bumps this movie up from a 2 to a 3

  • The Polar Express

    The Polar Express

    ★★★½

    do u guys wanna hear sicko mode or mo bamba

    Uh, what?

    sicko mode

    or mo bamba

    ...Uhhh...

    why not both

  • I Still Believe

    I Still Believe

    ★★★½

    Try not to cry challenge?! (GONE WRONG) (POLICE CAME) #sponsored RAIDSHADOWLEGENDS at 2AM!1 Spongebob interlude with WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY!!1 Tutorial on how to become Angry Birds Red from Angry Birds by Rovio!

  • Geri's Game

    Geri's Game

    ★★★★

    BOOMER VS BOOMER WHO WILL WIN

  • Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

    Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

    ★★

    POV: Lazy remake does nothing to differentiate itself from the original except replace the actors and make it more edgy for some reason??

  • Soul

    Soul

    ★★★★★

    Deleted and reinstated from my earlier review before I'd watched it to say that it was everything I expected and more.

    I'd say my only critique is that there wasn't an actual death of a loved one (unless you count Joe) but it kind of makes sense as it talks about heavy topics (including death). I'm really impressed and I hope Pete Docter and Pixar get some accolades for this masterpiece.

  • My Octopus Teacher

    My Octopus Teacher

    ★★★½

    imagine this but the guy is a pedophile and the octopus is an 11-year old girl gets a star and a half less for the time i spent thinking about it

  • Parasite

    Parasite

    ★★★★★

    Oh my fudrucking god

    PLEASE PORT THIS TO NETFLIX NERDS

  • Shrek Retold

    Shrek Retold

    ★★★★★

    Better than the original, simply put.