jhonnidixon

i probably find your favorite cult classic boring

Favorite films

  • The Dark Knight
  • Call Me by Your Name
  • Memento
  • Get Out

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  • Daisy Jones & the Six

  • The Great Gatsby

    ★★

  • The Dark Knight

    ★★★★★

  • Disobedience

    ★★★★★

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  • Daisy Jones & the Six

    Daisy Jones & the Six

    Camila Dunne can do no wrong.

  • The Great Gatsby

    The Great Gatsby

    ★★

    Nick is in love with Gatsby and you can’t tell me any different.

    WHY IS TOBY MAGUIRE TALKING SO SLOWLY. WHY DID “i can’t stop” BY FLUX PAVILION START PLAYING WHILE THEY WERE DRINKING AT MYRTYL’S HOUSE.

    The book was so much better.

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  • Purple Hearts

    Purple Hearts

    ★★½

    It’s like a republican x liberal fanfiction. He called her a snowflake as a method of flirting LORD HELP ME PLEASE WHAT IS THIS😭

    But like… i shed a couple tears so they did something right. 

    Also i’m a sucker for forced proximity tropes in any way, shape, and form. So, there’s that. I feel like i’m biased.

  • Disobedience

    Disobedience

    ★★★★★

    “I have always wanted it.”

    Yeah so, I’m not emotionally stable enough to analyze this right now.