My ratings are based strictly on instinct and gut feelings and also I’m really fuckin’ dumb

Favorite films

  • Get Crazy
  • Tampopo
  • Matinee
  • Wet Hot American Summer

Recent activity

  • Possession


  • They Live


  • The Slumber Party Massacre


  • Garlic Is as Good as Ten Mothers


Recent reviews

  • Possession



    Alamo Drafthouse screening

    (shout out to the guy sitting next to me who said "what the fuck..." out loud at least 20 times)

  • Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare

    Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare


    Definitely seems like the worst of the franchise, but I have a feeling that it's also the only movie ever made where you get to watch Yaphet Kotto beat the shit out of Freddy Krueger with a baseball bat, so it's not all bad.

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