Jizzmonkey

Jizzmonkey

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Of concern is that nearly everyone on this website is called Brandon.

Favorite films

  • Somewhere
  • Mulholland Drive
  • Blade Runner
  • Marie Antoinette

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  • Lost in Translation

    ★★★★★

  • Eat Drink Man Woman

    ★★★★

  • Dahmer

    ★★★★

  • Body Heat

    ★★★★

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  • Dahmer

    Dahmer

    Working in a chocolate factory would drive anyone insane.

  • Inglourious Basterds

    Inglourious Basterds

    My Gen Z nephew, JJ, has won an internship working in Hollywood! He's given up on lighting and wants to become a star! His internship involves running errands for a Hevrey Wernemstein who lives in a gated community in downtown Los Angeles and JJ hasn't met yet. But apparently Mr Wernemstein knows Quentin Tarantino! And there are free acting lessons thrown in as part of the non wage package that JJ negotiated all on his own! I'll keep you people posted on events.

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  • Catch Me If You Can

    Catch Me If You Can

    ★★★★★

    Five stars. Do you concur?

  • Interstellar

    Interstellar

    Holy hell this is bad. It's like a moron schooled an imbecile in "space stuff" (wormholes! 5 dimensions! um yeh, space stuff!), making sure to add Hollywood-engendered emotional bullet points, and with a ridiculous "Earth (ie, small-town America) can only grow corn and there's lots of dust" backstory thrown in for good measure. The music consists of two notes played over and over by a delinquent hamster. The ending is trash, varying between nonsense and sentimentality - but really this…