john Patron

I'm the 99 people in the room who don't believe in you.

Favorite films

  • Blade Runner 2049
  • 20th Century Women
  • Hedwig and the Angry Inch
  • Blue Valentine

Recent activity

  • May December


  • Dicks: The Musical


  • Five Nights at Freddy's


  • Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour


Recent reviews

  • May December

    May December


    if julianne moore will do one thing in a movie, it's cry her fucking eyes out. natalie portman is over here doing her jackie o voice again. the piano reminds me of that snake rattle noise they play on drag race when someone is being shady. i don't really know what i thought this movie was going to be, but it was entertaining.

  • Dicks: The Musical

    Dicks: The Musical


    sure, why not

Popular reviews

  • Encanto



    proof that old people are annoying

  • Requiem for a Dream

    Requiem for a Dream


    my choices tonight were between this and My Neighbor Totoro