Brüno ★★★

the 2000s really were the Wild West of cinema and this was the peak

- Paula Abdul using Mexican men as furniture
- "King Osama looks like a dirty wizard or a homeless Santa Claus"
- ghost sex through a medium with Rob Pilatus from Milli Vanilli
- Brüno deciding to make a sex tape, interviews Ron Paul because he mistook him for RuPaul, tries to seduce him, and gets Ron Paul to call him a queer
- the mom of a child model saying she was okay with her kid getting liposuction and operating antiquated heavy machinery
- trading a U2 iPod for a black child and naming him OJ and losing him to child protective services
- carbocide
- a swingers party complete with a dominatrix
- getting the kid back for a MacBook Pro