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  • Pride & Prejudice

    Pride & Prejudice

    ★★★★½

    Me during the rain scene:
    “Oh my god. 
     Oh my god.
     Oh my god!
     Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!”

  • Creed

    Creed

    ★★★★

    Solid as a Boxing film can be.

    Direction is amazing throughout, but the shout-out goes to Adonis’ first fight with Rocky on his corner. That was incredibly done! 

    A great way to remind us that film can surpass the real thing.

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  • I Care a Lot

    I Care a Lot

    ★

    No, just fucking no. This movie sucks and infuriates me so much.

    Let’s get some obvious points out of the way before I can deep dive in the shitload that is this movie.

    The movie is generic as fuck, cinematography is okay, editing is okay, score is okay, the acting is okay. Actually Rosamund Pike’s performance is the most competent thing about this movie and the fact that she stars in it may be the reason people are drawn into…

  • Luca

    Luca

    ★★★½

    What do you want me to say?
    Pixar makes good movies!

    But I swear to God, if this good okay movie steals The Mitchells vs the Matchines’ Oscar,    I am gonna get medieval in somebody’s ass.