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  • eXistenZ

    eXistenZ

    ★★★★★

    "I'm very worried about my body."

    No truer line spoken in a Cronenberg script.

  • Body Heat

    Body Heat

    ★★★★

    I'm really happy that the dude credited with writing "Luke, I am your father." also wrote "Hey lady, ya wanna fuck?"

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  • Alita: Battle Angel

    Alita: Battle Angel

    ★★★

    I really thought the cyborg with the hat was Richard Stanley and it was a nod to Hardware but it turned out to just be Jeff Fahey and it's the only time I've ever actually been disappointed to have Jeff Fahey play a character.

  • Escape Plan The Extractors

    Escape Plan The Extractors

    ★★

    Expendables 4 had better also star Devon Sawa and 50 Cent or I'm asking for my money back.

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  • The Square

    The Square

    ★★★½

    Much better than The Circle.

  • The Addiction

    The Addiction

    ★★★★

    Some of the *great* quotes from Abel on the new blu-ray commentary:

    "There he is right there, Russell" (after Russell Simmons' credit)

    "Yeah, these are all the old favorites..." (just watching the credits)

    "We had to do one black and white film, man."

    "There ain't no fuckin' extras. This is the street. You think I'm directing these people? We shoot in the street bro, what the fuck? You think we're casting these people, this is fuckin' New York!"

    "*singing*, I…