• Mulholland Falls

    Mulholland Falls

    mulholland falls cringe compilation! 

    - “this isn’t america, jack… this is LA.”

    - (referring to a gay man) “let’s talk to the fruit.” 

    - “i guess cops are just different.” 

    - (referring to the gay man again) “fruitcake disappeared.” 

    - “that glass in her foot? it’s radioactive.” 

    - (referring to a bomb crater) “jesus, what a big hole.” 

    - “we got company!” 

    - “this is about to turn bad, isn’t it, max?”

    - “they threw that little girl OUTOFAPLAAAANE?” 

    - (dying) “my psychiatrist isn’t gonna like this, max.”

  • Mulholland Falls

    Mulholland Falls

    you can’t cast michael madsen and chris penn and call one of them eddie and chris penn is not the one called eddie. not funny

  • Dance of the Vampires: The Musical

    Dance of the Vampires: The Musical


    the most insane stage production

  • The visit of the old lady

    The visit of the old lady


    no translation could ever do justice to a line as raw and good as “denkt nur an goethe, ihr seid nicht die kraft / die böses will und damit gutes schafft / es ist mephisto, der da aus euch spricht / folgt seinen worten nicht.” 

  • Mean Streets

    Mean Streets


    i think it’s such a tragedy that my life will never look like a martin scorsese film visually

  • To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar

    To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar


    nothing like finding out kyle mclachlan read for this film and was “really upset” he didn’t get the part.

  • All of Us Strangers

    All of Us Strangers


    easily the most miserable film i have ever seen. but at least there’s a club scene set to blur’s death of a party so that’s a win

  • Footloose



    chris penn with blood on his face. chris penn without a shirt on. chris penn dancing in his bedroom. chris penn dancing in a cowboy hat. chris penn dancing on a football field. chris penn beating up bullies. chris penn breakdancing on the floor. chris

  • Rush Hour

    Rush Hour


    mom didnt even fall asleep. seal of approval if i ever saw one.

  • Mystic River

    Mystic River


    two hours in i’m still going “wow he looks and sounds just like chris penn” like yes that is how brothers work

  • Deceiver



    forget reservoir dogs. the scene where tim roth throws the money is the most iconic thing hes ever done

  • Rumble Fish

    Rumble Fish