• Mulholland Falls

    Mulholland Falls

    mulholland falls cringe compilation! 

    - “this isn’t america, jack… this is LA.”

    - (referring to a gay man) “let’s talk to the fruit.” 

    - “i guess cops are just different.” 

    - (referring to the gay man again) “fruitcake disappeared.” 

    - “that glass in her foot? it’s radioactive.” 

    - (referring to a bomb crater) “jesus, what a big hole.” 

    - “we got company!” 

    - “this is about to turn bad, isn’t it, max?”

    - “they threw that little girl OUTOFAPLAAAANE?” 

    - (dying) “my psychiatrist isn’t gonna like this, max.”

  • Mulholland Falls

    Mulholland Falls

    you can’t cast michael madsen and chris penn and call one of them eddie and chris penn is not the one called eddie. not funny

  • Dance of the Vampires: The Musical

    Dance of the Vampires: The Musical

    ★★★★

    the most insane stage production

  • The visit of the old lady

    The visit of the old lady

    ★★★★

    no translation could ever do justice to a line as raw and good as “denkt nur an goethe, ihr seid nicht die kraft / die böses will und damit gutes schafft / es ist mephisto, der da aus euch spricht / folgt seinen worten nicht.” 

  • Mean Streets

    Mean Streets

    ★★★★

    i think it’s such a tragedy that my life will never look like a martin scorsese film visually

  • To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar

    To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar

    ★★★½

    nothing like finding out kyle mclachlan read for this film and was “really upset” he didn’t get the part.

  • All of Us Strangers

    All of Us Strangers

    ★★★

    easily the most miserable film i have ever seen. but at least there’s a club scene set to blur’s death of a party so that’s a win

  • Footloose

    Footloose

    ★★★★½

    chris penn with blood on his face. chris penn without a shirt on. chris penn dancing in his bedroom. chris penn dancing in a cowboy hat. chris penn dancing on a football field. chris penn beating up bullies. chris penn breakdancing on the floor. chris

  • Rush Hour

    Rush Hour

    ★★★½

    mom didnt even fall asleep. seal of approval if i ever saw one.

  • Mystic River

    Mystic River

    ★★★

    two hours in i’m still going “wow he looks and sounds just like chris penn” like yes that is how brothers work

  • Deceiver

    Deceiver

    ★★★½

    forget reservoir dogs. the scene where tim roth throws the money is the most iconic thing hes ever done

  • Rumble Fish

    Rumble Fish

    ★★★★★