baby, you are gonna miss that plane.

i’m a writer and an idiot, so i tell you this with supreme confidence: every movie is four stars!

Favorite films

  • Hello, Dolly!
  • Before Sunset
  • Frances Ha
  • Columbus

Recent activity

  • Being John Malkovich


  • Young Frankenstein


  • Double Indemnity


  • Dear Evan Hansen


Pinned reviews

  • High School Musical 3: Senior Year

    High School Musical 3: Senior Year

    found this movie ticket on the ground in my childhood closet — saw this in theaters with my friend kyra and acted like i was, at 14, way too sophisticated to be there. same school year i read all the twilight books as “teen girl research,” purely from a sociological standpoint. absolutely mortified to be a teen girl.

  • Kiki's Delivery Service

    Kiki's Delivery Service


    kiki’s a country witch who re-pots herself in a bustling metropolis. so many beautiful themes and truths of life woven across this gorgeously wrought story. reminds me that living is putting yourself out there, and home is where you make it, even when it’s cold and miserable. people pick each other up because they’ve been low before. so much of pushing yourself across the threshold is learning what puts the wind in your sails. very very nice. 

    people may say it’s slight, but also isn’t life? broad swaths of my life have been just about finding my footing, and i can’t even fly.

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Popular reviews

  • Back to the Future Part III

    Back to the Future Part III


    turns out doc brown was actually training all his life to be a really good boyfriend and guess what that rules.

    also I’m building up a pretty bulletproof wall of evidence for my theory of “tom holland learned his american accent through studying tapes of eighties michael j fox”

  • Hairspray



    this is what glee thinks it is