baby, you are gonna miss that plane.

i’m a writer and an idiot, so i tell you this with supreme confidence: every movie is four stars!

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  • The Philadelphia Story
  • Columbus
  • Before Sunset
  • Sunset Boulevard

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  • TÁR



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    femme whiplash 😍

    EDIT to say:

    In my work meeting this week, I found myself heartily endorsing TÁR — "Oh, I loved TÁR. Really good." A coworker who hadn't seen it piped up — "oh yeah, isn't that the anti-Me Too movie?" The line hits well. I can understand the allure of the easy summary. A movie about a predatory lesbian written and directed by a white man, starring a magnificent performance by a straight A-list actress whose best performance…

  • High School Musical 3: Senior Year

    High School Musical 3: Senior Year

    found this movie ticket on the ground in my childhood closet — saw this in theaters with my friend kyra and acted like i was, at 14, way too sophisticated to be there. same school year i read all the twilight books as “teen girl research,” purely from a sociological standpoint. absolutely mortified to be a teen girl.

Recent reviews

  • Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

    Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery


    god imagine having some fun at the movies

  • Singin' in the Rain

    Singin' in the Rain


    watched at the aero theater on the same day i learned my old hometown 4 screen movie theater got turned into a virtual golf simulator. after watching this very funny and gorgeous looking spectacle on one of those dates where you squeeze each other’s hands during the lovely parts i can confidently say that virtual golf simulation is the exact opposite of artistic expression.

    seeing it in a theater for the first time meant seeing gene kelly tap dancing ten feet tall. wowee! so wonderful to see what happens when dancers direct. tagging noirvember because it rains in hollywood

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