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  • Marathon Man

    Marathon Man


    Yes! I agree! ALL Dentists are Nazis! 
    That is what this film is saying , yes?

  • The Oath

    The Oath


    This could have been a 30 min Vimeo short or 5 episodes on Funny or Die or something like that. It feels really weird to call this a whole movie because it never feels like one.

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  • Mandy



    Imagine John Carpenter, Sam Raimi, and George Miller took a ton of acid and started a black metal band that played horror rock opera songs about Goblins, Warlocks, and Cosmic Darkness and those songs manifested themselves visually into a full blown acid fever dream revenge movie that feels like a VHS tape soaked in blood that gives Nicholas Cage the role he was born to play allowing him to exercise every one of his best acting muscles, going from dramatic…

  • Kong: Skull Island

    Kong: Skull Island


    Peter Jacksons Kong was a spider monkey, in scope and film quality, compared to what Jordan Vogt-Roberts was able to do with his version of Kong. It's got laughs, adventure, it throws you in it right from the beginning and it's filled with scenes and moments that will make you jump for joy knowing Vogt-Roberts is lined up to direct Metal Gear Solid. 
    All the characters are pretty cliche for a film like this but they are played well enough…