The Witch

The Witch ★★★

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

This review may contain spoilers.

So was the goat the bad guy, or the rabbit...or the witch...or all the other witches...or the two kids...or the other kid, the main one? Or just, when you get to the woods, everyone goes a little evil? I think I was too busy trying to figure out who was evil, I forgot to be scared.

Obviously a lot of thought and research went into this, but for me, it was too scattered to be truly great, as I've been informed this movie is. Evil was just seeping in though every crack at every moment, it felt more like a scatter round of evil that a single concise shot. I guess I'm also thinking about muskets now too...

Anyhow, yeah, it's late, I'm tired, I'm annoyed...don't trust goats and stay out of the woods. Goodnight, Canada.

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