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  • A Nightmare on Elm Street: The Dream Child

    A Nightmare on Elm Street: The Dream Child

    ★★½

    I appreciate the swing but it is also just so profoundly stupid. Freddy is such a doofus in this, which is kind of funny but so far from how scary he can be.
    I battled with myself over whether I liked this or not (I really wanted to like it) and well, I'm somewhere in the middle.

  • Terror Train

    Terror Train

    ★★½

    And all our lives, we've been taught to trust trains... smdh

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  • Guns Akimbo

    Guns Akimbo

    ½

    Your annoying cousin watched Deadpool, Scott Pilgrim, Wanted, Ready Player One and everyone of the most annoying movies ever made and then made an even more annoying movie.
    In this movie:
    There is a gun with "kindness" written on it.
    There is a character who wears a mask that says "fuck" on it.
    Someone says "Never bring a spork to a gun fight".
    If you like that, if you like people getting shot in the dick, if you like video-game-graphic…

  • The Vast of Night

    The Vast of Night

    ★★★★

    Me: (puffing a joint, listening to an old-timey radio) holy shit, man.