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  • New Nightmare
  • The Sentinel
  • Possessor
  • Tales from the Darkside: The Movie

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  • The Craft

    ★★★

  • The Mortuary Collection

    ★★★½

  • Muppets Haunted Mansion

  • Evil Dead II

    ★★★★★

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  • Guns Akimbo

    Guns Akimbo

    Your annoying cousin watched Deadpool, Scott Pilgrim, Wanted, Ready Player One and everyone of the most annoying movies ever made and then made an even more annoying movie.
    In this movie:
    There is a gun with "kindness" written on it.
    There is a character who wears a mask that says "fuck" on it.
    Someone says "Never bring a spork to a gun fight".
    If you like that, if you like people getting shot in the dick, if you like video-game-graphic…

  • The Vast of Night

    The Vast of Night

    ★★★★

    Me: (puffing a joint, listening to an old-timey radio) holy shit, man.