Joey Shapiro

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beautiful cultured genius who has never had a wrong opinion in his life

Chicago

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Jeanne Dielman, 23, quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles 1975

★★★★★ Rewatched 27 Dec 2022

Excellent film about a milf having a bad week
Pulse 2001

★★★★ Rewatched 09 Nov 2020

imagine, if you will, an alternate universe in which the internet causes depression

Indecent Proposal 1993

★★★½ Watched 25 Jan 2023

Wouldn't go so far as to call Adrian Lyne an auteur, but we used to get our basic-cable trash delivered with a teensy amount of flashy direction and a few genuinely striking images... we used to be a proper country...
Tightrope 1984

★★★ Watched 24 Jan 2023 6

An extremely divorced man tries to solve a series of murders by getting head from every single woman in New Orleans

Skinamarink 2022

★½ Watched 25 Nov 2022 2

SCARIEST DOOR JAMBS COMPILATION (100 MINUTE LOOP)
This Place Rules 2022

★½ Watched 03 Jan 2023 4

Some of this is good Borat-y stuff, but mostly it just feels like mainlining far-right YouTube videos for 80 minutes. If you're going to work in this journalism mode there has to be a purpose behind it besides "I'm on location LIVE reporting that everyone is a little bit cuckoo!" I think it's engaging when he's talking to normal people and there's no layer of ironic "get a load of this freak!" energy, but most of it is just kind…