Joey Shapiro

beautiful cultured genius who has never had a wrong opinion in his life

Favorite films

  • Margaret
  • An Unmarried Woman
  • After Hours
  • Modern Romance

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  • Indecent Proposal

    ★★★½

  • Magic Mike's Last Dance

  • Tightrope

    ★★★

  • Dante's Peak

    ★★★★

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  • Indecent Proposal

    Indecent Proposal

    ★★★½

    Wouldn't go so far as to call Adrian Lyne an auteur, but we used to get our basic-cable trash delivered with a teensy amount of flashy direction and a few genuinely striking images... we used to be a proper country...

  • Tightrope

    Tightrope

    ★★★

    An extremely divorced man tries to solve a series of murders by getting head from every single woman in New Orleans

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  • Skinamarink

    Skinamarink

    ★½

    SCARIEST DOOR JAMBS COMPILATION (100 MINUTE LOOP)

  • This Place Rules

    This Place Rules

    ★½

    Some of this is good Borat-y stuff, but mostly it just feels like mainlining far-right YouTube videos for 80 minutes. If you're going to work in this journalism mode there has to be a purpose behind it besides "I'm on location LIVE reporting that everyone is a little bit cuckoo!" I think it's engaging when he's talking to normal people and there's no layer of ironic "get a load of this freak!" energy, but most of it is just kind…