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Favorite films

  • Speed Racer
  • 24 Frames
  • Knight of Cups
  • Mirror

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  • Breathless

    ★½

  • Halloween Kills

  • Halloween II

    ★★★★★

  • They Live

    ★★★★½

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  • Breathless

    Breathless

    ★½

    reeks of cigarettes

  • Halloween Kills

    Halloween Kills

    halloween kills is a sequel that’s all filler and no killer. a complete step down in terms of quality from gordon green’s 2018 film, this is coming from someone who really enjoys it. david gordon green attempts to make a halloween film for the “cancel culture” age but that isn’t what the franchise is about. gone is subtle atmospheric kills and scares for more crowd friendly and brutalist executions feeling like they were ripped straight out of mortal kombat. green and…

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  • First Reformed

    First Reformed

    ★★★★★

    “Will God Forgive Us”

    Catholicism and filmmaking have not met eye to eye with one another, each film has come off as preachy or straight up offensive on not understanding what the religion truly signifies. First Reformed is more than your typical “religious movie” it is a cathartic and at times agony inducing experience. The film follows Reverend Toller, a man who seemly has lost all hope for humanity; he has faith in his religion but also has lost faith…

  • Dr. Seuss' The Grinch Musical

    Dr. Seuss' The Grinch Musical

    ½

    Matthew Morrison’s The Grinch is the most uncomfortable and overly sexualized piece of media i’ve ever seen, yes even worse than Cats (2019). Morrison is absolutely terrifying and at times made me sick to my stomach. The story is nothing new and the music is nothing special but the choreography is absolute insanity and
    the editing makes this feel like an actual film. 

    Easily the worst “film” of the year

    1/10