john has written 23 reviews for films with no rating.

  • We Are Who We Are

    We Are Who We Are

    Episode 7 + 8

  • World of Tomorrow

    World of Tomorrow

    giant review coming soon

  • The Room

    The Room

    this and a blunt 

    10/10

  • She Dies Tomorrow

    She Dies Tomorrow

    Currently at a loss of words when discussing this movie. I do not know what to truly think and even give it a proper score. Will definitely rewatch this one ASAP.

    However, I will say this, Amy has created something entirely unique and something no filmmaker has ever done and no other filmmaker could ever replicate.

    ??/10

  • Lost in Transit

    Lost in Transit

    God I loved this so much. Sam, I don’t know you but you are such a talent!

  • Crazy World

    Crazy World

    Might be my favorite of the year. Crazy World is crazy and bizarre but I couldn’t help but have an absolute blast with it. It is everything I expected from a Nabawa IGG picture and more with an incredible voice over work by VJ. The action and editing are incredible and the story is just insane. 

    Please watch it! You won’t find anything else like it

    10/10

  • Ma

    Ma

    Ma is such an oddity of a film. On the one hand, it is a enjoyable thrill-ride with a hilarious performance from Octavia Spencer and on the other hand it is a really poorly written script with very unlikeable characters. I cannot say that I hated it nor can I say I loved it either. Ma meets right in the middle, it’s trashy fun for the sake of it where film logic is thrown right out the window. This film…

  • Flat Nuts

    Flat Nuts

    Flat Nuts really is worth the hype. It is a parody of sketch shows like SNL and Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared but twists it on its head and is phenomenal. The acting is great by everyone involved and every character is given a moment to shine. This all concludes to one of the most emotional and melancholic finales I’ve seen in a long time. 

    Please watch it! Give my really good friend the support he needs!


    10/10

  • The Invisible Man

    The Invisible Man

    Torn on this

    Gonna need another watch 

    ??/10

  • Troll 2

    Troll 2

    God I loved this and god I'm not rating it because as much as I would love giving this a 5 star, this is dreadful, but i had so much fun watching this

    GOD I LOVE CINEMA

  • Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days

    Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days

    What a way to cap off a masterful trilogy

    10/10

  • Diary of a Wimpy Kid

    Diary of a Wimpy Kid

    If Joker and American Psycho could get praise for being character studies of psychotic people, then why can't this?