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Diary of a Wimpy Kid 2010
If Joker and American Psycho could get praise for being character studies of psychotic people, then why can't this?
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Arcade Fire: Madison Square Garden New York, NY 2010-08-05 2010
I don't usually watch concerts but having Arcade Fire and Terry Gilliam is such an added bonus so I had to. This was incredible! As much as I adore the living hell out of Arcade Fire, the direction is incredible with it's weird and experimental editing and of course Arcade Fire's godly performance make this a concert experience you do not want to miss what so ever
9/10
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It Chapter Two 2019
To quote my High Life review
"I think I love it but I think I hate it, I just I'm so lost and confused"
??/10
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The Tree of Life 2011
Once I see the extended cut of the film I'll try to give this a rating. I love it, but it's so hard to decipher what to think of it personally
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The Perfect Date 2019
Bottom of the barrel when it comes to romance films, this just made me angry
0/10
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Hellboy 2019
I made it 45 mins in
This is one colossal trainwreck that I cant even bother to finish
The script is all over the place
The "jokes" dont land
The editing is Bohemian Rhapsody bad
The amount of blood just to make it Rated R is just bad
David Harbour can't even save this
The villian is your run of the mill villian
The effects might be the worst I've ever seen
Way too much exposition that it feels like they are talking down to us
I cant make it through this mess, I'm sorry
0/10
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Skyscraper 2018
Skyscraper stars Dwanye "The Rock" Johnson, Neve Campbell and is basically the plot for Die Hard. Yes this is basically best for beat of Die Hard and Towering Inferno, two impressively made action movies and one is my favorite Christmas movie of all time. But what this film is, it's just borrowing from other films that did far better, I wasnt even on the edge of my seat for this movie. The Rock is way to caring, everytime he beats…
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Flatliners 2017
From director of the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (Swidish version) comes a REMAKE NOT A SEQUEL A REMAKE, TO THE 1994 Joel Schmacher film which is pretty good not going to lie it's a cool concept. I unfortunately can't say the same for the remake though. This movie falls flat on scares and tries to find what tone, which is really disappointing because not only I like the director but it was written by the writer of Source Code.…
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The Emoji Movie 2017
So now in Hollywood where we have come to an age where we have no ideas and this is the best shit because apparently emojis are the best big thing. So the emoji movie stars T.J Miller, James Corden, Anna Faris and Sir Patrick Stewart AS THE POOP EMOJI. And it's about an emoji named Gene who is the "meh" emoji and sets out on a quest to find how to be a normal emoji, also there's a teen romance…