john has written 24 reviews for films with no rating.

  • Diary of a Wimpy Kid

    Diary of a Wimpy Kid

    If Joker and American Psycho could get praise for being character studies of psychotic people, then why can't this?

  • Christmas with the Kranks

    Christmas with the Kranks

    A true christmas classic

  • Arcade Fire: Madison Square Garden New York, NY 2010-08-05

    Arcade Fire: Madison Square Garden New York, NY 2010-08-05

    I don't usually watch concerts but having Arcade Fire and Terry Gilliam is such an added bonus so I had to. This was incredible! As much as I adore the living hell out of Arcade Fire, the direction is incredible with it's weird and experimental editing and of course Arcade Fire's godly performance make this a concert experience you do not want to miss what so ever

    9/10

  • It's Such a Beautiful Day

    It's Such a Beautiful Day

    I love it
    I hate it
    I adore it
    I dispise it

    ??/10

  • It Chapter Two

    It Chapter Two

    After 2 viewings my verdict Is....


    I still dont know

  • It Chapter Two

    It Chapter Two

    To quote my High Life review

    "I think I love it but I think I hate it, I just I'm so lost and confused"

    ??/10

  • The Tree of Life

    The Tree of Life

    Once I see the extended cut of the film I'll try to give this a rating. I love it, but it's so hard to decipher what to think of it personally

  • The Perfect Date

    The Perfect Date

    Bottom of the barrel when it comes to romance films, this just made me angry

    0/10

  • Hellboy

    Hellboy

    I made it 45 mins in

    This is one colossal trainwreck that I cant even bother to finish

    The script is all over the place

    The "jokes" dont land

    The editing is Bohemian Rhapsody bad

    The amount of blood just to make it Rated R is just bad

    David Harbour can't even save this

    The villian is your run of the mill villian

    The effects might be the worst I've ever seen

    Way too much exposition that it feels like they are talking down to us

    I cant make it through this mess, I'm sorry

    0/10

  • Skyscraper

    Skyscraper

    Skyscraper stars Dwanye "The Rock" Johnson, Neve Campbell and is basically the plot for Die Hard. Yes this is basically best for beat of Die Hard and Towering Inferno, two impressively made action movies and one is my favorite Christmas movie of all time. But what this film is, it's just borrowing from other films that did far better, I wasnt even on the edge of my seat for this movie. The Rock is way to caring, everytime he beats…

  • Flatliners

    Flatliners

    From director of the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (Swidish version) comes a REMAKE NOT A SEQUEL A REMAKE, TO THE 1994 Joel Schmacher film which is pretty good not going to lie it's a cool concept. I unfortunately can't say the same for the remake though. This movie falls flat on scares and tries to find what tone, which is really disappointing because not only I like the director but it was written by the writer of Source Code.…

  • The Emoji Movie

    The Emoji Movie

    So now in Hollywood where we have come to an age where we have no ideas and this is the best shit because apparently emojis are the best big thing. So the emoji movie stars T.J Miller, James Corden, Anna Faris and Sir Patrick Stewart AS THE POOP EMOJI. And it's about an emoji named Gene who is the "meh" emoji and sets out on a quest to find how to be a normal emoji, also there's a teen romance…