★★★½ Watched 08 Sep, 2019
Michael Myers eating bullets
★★★ Rewatched 07 Sep, 2019
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Linda and Bob deserved to die for fucking in a stranger’s bed
★★ Watched 18 Aug, 2019
A lot of the jokes in this movie are predicated on the fact that they’re being said by children; it gets old pretty fast. However, the kids play off each other well and the few times this movie did make me laugh, I laughed really hard.
★★½ Watched 20 Aug, 2018
This film sacrifices writing interesting and well developed characters to get across a message that isn’t revelatory to anyone that elected to see it.