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Wow! 500 million films watched by our community!
One thing I love about Tubi (Where my Tubi heads at) is that I got to watch this beautiful and profound anti-war classic for free, and then immediately follow it up with a mostly inept low-budget horror movie in which fairy tale villain Rumpelstiltskin awakes in 90s Los Angeles and goes on a zany fish-out-of-water killing spree. On Netflix there are like 10-12 different genres of content and everything within each looks basically the same by numbing algorithmic design, and…