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  • Love Is a Gun

    Love Is a Gun


    This movie feels like a feature-length Kids In The Hall sketch that everyone decided to play completely seriously. It was a real trip to hear the Boar's Head deli meat commercial voiceover guy tell Eric Roberts, "May God have mercy on your soul."

  • Aileen Wuornos: The Selling of a Serial Killer

    Aileen Wuornos: The Selling of a Serial Killer


    This might be the funniest movie ever made, but the catch is it's also the saddest

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  • Ricochet



    Haunted by John Lithgow's collage art of Denzel's head pasted atop the body of a lady on all fours flashing beav, like I just saw the ghost in the Overlook Hotel getting head from the other ghost in the dog mask

  • Paths of Glory

    Paths of Glory


    One thing I love about Tubi (Where my Tubi heads at) is that I got to watch this beautiful and profound anti-war classic for free, and then immediately follow it up with a mostly inept low-budget horror movie in which fairy tale villain Rumpelstiltskin awakes in 90s Los Angeles and goes on a zany fish-out-of-water killing spree. On Netflix there are like 10-12 different genres of content and everything within each looks basically the same by numbing algorithmic design, and…