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  • Godzilla Minus One


  • It's a Wonderful Knife


  • A Christmas Story Christmas


  • Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius


Recent reviews

  • Godzilla Minus One

    Godzilla Minus One


    Godzilla is one scary mf again! You love to see it.

    Godzilla Minus One delivers the massive carnage you’d want from a movie centric on the King of Monsters, with some of the better human character work in the franchise, especially recent entries. You really care about the fate of these people and I wasn’t waiting impatiently for the next big set piece!

    Only real gripe I’d have with the film is a couple choices made at the very end that,…

  • Expend4bles



    Lunchables better

Popular reviews

  • M3GAN



    You know how there's usually a dreadfully awful horror film that almost always seems to get released on the first Friday of every year?

    Yeah, M3GAN ain't the latest victim to that tradition. M3GAN, the queen, basically said "Bitch, please. Let me show y'all how it's done", proceeding to do her TikTok dance above the graves of all the films that had contributed to said tradition.

    I know this is only the first wide release of the year, but fuck…

  • Thor: Love and Thunder

    Thor: Love and Thunder


    The last few minutes of this were what I wanted more of the movie to be, because up until then, I felt like I was at the circus. But of course my theater was eating up every last screaming goat gag like it was cotton candy, because people sure love their junk food. 

    Just watch Interstellar.