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  • Annabelle: Creation

    Annabelle: Creation

    A sequence of bloodless mildly scary moments happening to a bunch of annoying kids, revolving around a derpy-looking doll that doesn't actually do anything. Everyone's complaining about miniseries being on Letterboxd, but we all know the real debate is if haunted house rides should be on here if shit like this gets a pass.

    A half star more for the car accident scene and the stairlift scene. Those were hilarious.

  • John Carter

    John Carter


    John Carter isn't a bad film. It's just more...inadequate and unpolished. It says a lot when I rewatch this film 5 years later and it feels like I haven't seen it before because so much of it was forgettable. There's a lot here that goes wrong with a relatively adequate sci-fi action film: acting isn't great, the visual effects are too cartoonish and clean, the alien designs aren't appealing, any attempts at humor fall flat, the world-building is so messy…

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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Film Club #9

    Recommendation by Evan Craft

    Join film club, I said. It's going to be lots of fun and you'll meet new people, I said. You're going to engage with movies outside your usual taste, I said. Oh, if only someone could've warned me just how outside my usual taste this film would go. If there's one feature I would recommend Letterboxd to implement, is that the actual verb "watched" could be customizable. There's a difference between "Nick Johnson…

  • Jackie Brown

    Jackie Brown


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    It's different. A good different!

    So, let's start this by saying this film is both the most Tarantino-esque and the least Tarantino-esque film in his filmography. Confused yet? So am I, don't worry. Bloody gory fun that Jan still doesn't get? Not really! Off-screen deaths and some mild blood make this the most reserved film in Tarantino's filmography, so much so that it could be argued it's a film that feels like he didn't make it. And to that I…