John Bell

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I saw An Old Man Fashioning a Kayak Out of a Log before he played Waynestock.

Favorite films

  • E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial
  • PlayTime
  • Marriage Story
  • Over the Edge

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  • Godzilla Minus One

    ★★★★½

  • Back to the Future

    ★★★★★

  • No One Will Save You

    ★★★★

  • Killers of the Flower Moon

    ★★★★

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  • Godzilla Minus One

    Godzilla Minus One

    ★★★★½

    I think this is tight as hell because I like my Gojiras to be plodding, unforgiving reminders of the chaotic neutral atomic forces with which we are messing, delivered by the only country on earth that has legitimately experienced this kind of devastation. Some dudes like it when Godzilla straps on a hot pink Nike headband and teams up for track and field events with his monkey friend and to those people I say, “crack a beer for me bro”. The world is big and we can have both!

  • Back to the Future

    Back to the Future

    ★★★★★

    Everyone’s allowed to almost fuck their mom ONE time.

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  • The Menu

    The Menu

    ★★★★★

    Mark Mylod? More like Mah Lawd this is a great movie. But will the cowards at the MTV Movie Awards have the guts to nominate Anya Taylor-Joy and Hong Chau for Best Fight?

  • TÁR

    TÁR

    ★★★★½

    Not every musical genius can vibe with karma like that.

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