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  • The Last Airbender

    The Last Airbender

    ½

    Sat and watched it with my 6 year old son and even he got bored with the endless exposition and dull action.  

    Watching this makes you think M.Night sold his soul for the triple whammy of The Sixth Sense, Unbreakable & Signs.

  • 4.3.2.1

    4.3.2.1

    WARNING - The following contains spoilers

    “4 girls, 3 days, 2 cities, 1 chance”. I can imagine, having read that tagline that your imagination is thinking of a tightly plotted heist thriller where the four heroines have to pull together to and use their ingenuity to foil and/or escape dangerous international criminals??? If that’s the case you really should stick to the mini opus floating around your brain as it will be infinitely more entertaining than this piece of crap.…

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  • The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1

    The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1

    Christ this film is boring. It's either a group of people sat around talking or montages with EMO tunes. Even the scrap between clans near the end was dull, who do you manage to make a fight between vampires & werewolves look boring?!?!?!?!?

  • Terminator Salvation

    Terminator Salvation

    ★★½

    If, like me, you've always wondered what the future battle scenes from T1 & T2 would be like stretched out to a full movie keep wondering because you get anywhere near it with this film.

    Despite a reported budget of $200m there's hardly any large scale battles between humans & Terminators. McG and (rumoured) army writers showed balls trying to change the dynamic of the previous films from a chase movie to a men on a mission tale but there's hardly any…