No one can convince me this isn't just a 12-minute short film on YouTube
Dismal misery porn disguised as arté.
Iñárritu can't deliver thematics for shit, even with an entire third of this film devoted to one abysmally obvious metaphor.
The grit and ugliness of this cinematography actually makes me hate The Revenant more.
Don't make your title a pun.
Not giving characters an arc is not making your film 'unconventional', it's just shitty writing
If you like this film you probably hate dogs.
Seriously, Iñárritu has some fucked up feelings towards dogs