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  • Princess Mononoke

    Princess Mononoke


    I kept tearing up whenever the music would swell and there’d be this big sweeping hand painted landscape but tbh I was drunk and I think that was why.

  • Good Omens

    Good Omens


    Not nearly as gay as Tumblr wants it to be but friggin' fun nonetheless.

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  • The Rider

    The Rider


    As a disabled person who fights it everyday and desperately tries to pretend they don’t have a disability, this movie hit fucking hard for me. There are some yee’s. There are some haw’s. But there are also a lot of tears.

  • Dracula



    This movie is honestly so odd. It starts out super campy and hilarious thanks for Keanu Reeves’ accomplishment of WORST BRITISH ACCENT EVER, along with Gary Oldman climbing down a fucking wall (a scene that was terrifying in the book but COMEDY GOLD in this movie). The story then takes the weirdest turn ever by going off book and making a love triangle between Keanu Reeves, Gary Oldman, and Winona Ryder. But somehow… it works, and improves the original story…