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  • Nekromantik 2
  • Cannibal Holocaust
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  • Zack Snyder's Justice League

    ★★★½

  • A Nightmare on Elm Street

    ★★★★½

  • Megamind

    ★★★½

  • Superman: Man of Tomorrow

    ★★★★

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  • Blood Panther: The Way of the Cannibal

    Blood Panther: The Way of the Cannibal

    Disclosure: I played a rather large part in making this movie, some might even say I was directly involved in it--and so, for once, I'm going to abstain from leaving a star rating on a log. Nonetheless: in my own (100% correct) opinion, this is the one to watch. It's really really fucking good. Please watch it. I'm begging. We worked so hard on this thing. Watch it before we get a DMCA or CASE strike.

    Watch here: vimeo.com/523530958

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  • Zack Snyder's Justice League

    Zack Snyder's Justice League

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    honestly, what's there to even say? it's excessive. zack snyder thought his superhero movie needed a fucking greek chorus. he also thought it needed to be four hours long. nonetheless, i can no longer imagine my life in the absence of this movie. the 2017 version is a crude special effects test in comparison. every gap has been filled. the style of action in this movie is a special kind of nonsense that makes my teeth chatter and my eyes…

  • Megamind

    Megamind

    ★★★½

    clumsy, overworked joke-writing holds it back from being a masterpiece, but as a clever and enjoyable parody of superman, and a family movie that pretty consciously aims at older audiences for much of its humor, megamind didn't bore me, and kept me laughing pretty consistently. i know i'm late to the party on this one. sorry, i thought it looked crappy!

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  • G.I. Samurai

    G.I. Samurai

    ★★★★

    One of the strangest, and most unforgettable, movies I've ever seen. Anything that has time travel and Sonny Chiba shooting a boat while hanging off of a helicopter has got to be considered a masterpiece, if only for this particular combination of elements. Not to mention the CRAZY soundtrack.

  • Leaving Neverland

    Leaving Neverland

    CW: abuse, and it does get personal

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    I kind of don't know what to say.

    Except: I'm a survivor of childhood sexual abuse--there, I said it. It's online for everyone to see. I don't care--or rather, it's important to talk about. I am not shy about discussing it, and nobody should be, as it is nothing to be ashamed of. My abuser is deceased, my abuser was…