JonPhillips

i rate every movie 5/5 stars. making a movie is hard, they deserve it!

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  • Badlands

    ★★★★★

  • Harpy

    ★★★★★

  • Losing Ground

    ★★★★★

  • My Dinner with Andre

    ★★★★★

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  • Badlands

    Badlands

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    "everybody loves trout."
    i'm too tired to come up with any interesting thoughts about this movie
    i mean, it's one of the best, what's there to say about it that hasn't been said? a sad little american fairytale that drifts along like a log on a river, that engages with that most american of things: indiscriminate killing. pretty much perfect, for what it is.
    i haven't seen this in years, and i forgot how much i love sissy spacek's voiceover.…

  • Harpy

    Harpy

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    maybe if this guy spent a little less time putting multiple hats on his head and a little more time fixing his record player the harpy wouldn't eat his fries

    anyway i like the multimedia collage look of this and the harpy is very unsettling good stuff

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  • Everything You Need to Know About Pierogi

    Everything You Need to Know About Pierogi

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    i made this movie so i think it's just ok.

    it's a three minute bait and switch genre thing that i made to make myself laugh. there are better genre bait and switch short films; heck, don't hug me i'm scared made five of them.

    still, i think it's interesting, and in its 3 minutes does some little clever things that i'm happy with. the tone is quickly and well established, i was able to give the explainer-video protagonist some…

  • Cotton Comes to Harlem

    Cotton Comes to Harlem

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    "don't you step on my ribs!"

    i love gravedigger and ed! they are not very good people but gosh i like em!

    everything about the opening chase is perfect. the undertaker seeing it and getting on his good duds! swerving around the dopehead in the middle of the road! the pickpocket getting absolutely creamed after that scheme with the painter! but most of all, the three-way chase, with gravedigger and ed just speeding along behind, not talking or anything, just…