jordan

jordan Pro

Favorite films

  • Babylon
  • Bones and All
  • Cure
  • Scream

Recent activity

All
  • Oscar Micheaux: The Superhero of Black Filmmaking

  • Asteroid City

    ★★★★

  • Oppenheimer

    ★★★★★

  • Bones and All

    ★★★★★

Pinned reviews

More
  • The House of the Devil

    The House of the Devil

    ★★★

    from a cinematography standpoint, this was like porn. and also, if this was porn, it would be 90% foreplay. and there’s nothing wrong with that! it makes it even more satisfying when Ti West goes balls deep in the third act! the only thing wrong is that he came pretty quick and you didn’t finish so now you’re just like, “yeah that was good. no that was good! heyyyyy Ti don’t be embarrassed please it’s fine! it’s fine i promise hey that was fun please

  • Nerve

    Nerve

    ★★★★

    Blah blah YA trash blah blah cliche characters blah blah uninspired-ly anti social media blah blah Machine Gun Kelly whatever happened to FUN?

Recent reviews

More
  • Bones and All

    Bones and All

    ★★★★★

    All humans are born with a hunger, and all are punished, yet only some to the extent of disorientation. Queerness is active— a doing, a twisting, or, a feeding. Existing means that slipping away is not only inevitable, but intrinsic to who you are, to how you become queer. Maren and Lee were almost always doomed to fail.

  • La La Land

    La La Land

    ★★★★★

    Holy fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk i love jazz

Popular reviews

More
  • Barbie

    Barbie

    ★★★★★

    The mom crying next to me made it really hard not to burst into tears myself.

  • Easy A

    Easy A

    ★★★★★

    She spilled about Florida 

    This was perfect. dated in the best way, hilarious, charming performance from Emma Stone, and made 92 minutes feel like 30. I have to give my tens