Yes, the Whos down in Whoville liked Christmas a lot, but the Grinch - in his cave north of Whoville, did not!
There once was a boy, well a man by a pinch, who took off for the movies to watch the new Grinch. It wasn’t by Pixar, nor Laika, nor Disney, ‘twas by Illumination, and as such was a pity. With crass humour and popping colours the tale was foretold before they telled it, and not even crisp renders…
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The Grinch 2018
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Roald Dahl's Matilda the Musical 2022
I’m nearly 25 years old. I’ve already seen this once before. I’ve read the book more times than I’ve seen my own father, watched Danny DeVito’s film more times than I’ve heard my mother say she loves me. And here I am, crying with an immovable rock lodged in my throat in the cinema, once again desperately wishing I could crawl inside this story and escape the pain and hurt of years of begging for a love and a recognition…
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65 2023
Adam Driver breaks every bone in his body, multiple times, while being a badass traumatised dad and fucking up dinos as THE ASTEROID heads for Earth. Also, Geyser Fried Rex anybody? That was unbelievably hardcore!
I don’t know what to say folks. This is exactly what it is meant to be, and I had a good time.
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No Time to Die 2021
James Bond: We have all the time in the world.
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No Time To Die is a beautiful swansong for Daniel Craig’s James Bond, a film that really does feel like the culmination of all that came before it. Boasting the style and swagger of Casino Royale (which is nodded to in the obligatory pre-credit chase thanks to a heavily dialled up parkour segment - now with added bikes), the brutal viscera of QoS (there’s some phenomenal sound…
