Favorite films

  • Pan's Labyrinth
  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
  • Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
  • Marriage Story

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  • Pacific Rim

    ★★½

  • Avatar

    ★★

  • The French Dispatch

    ★★★½

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    ★★

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  • The French Dispatch

    The French Dispatch

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I don’t totally understand this. I thought it was hilarious and visually pleasing, and yet at the same time I was filled with sadness at the end. If I had to guess what this was about, it’s about the appreciation of art and the artists that make it. It’s about how art comes in different forms, whether it’s painting, selling, cooking, solving cases, editing, revolutionizing, and more. I think the film is an appreciation piece for the beauty found in…

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    ★★

    This movie sucked. Too many plot holes. Too much bad dialogue. Too many freakin closeups, so much I could basically see Eggs Benedict Cuminhersnatch’s nose hair. The more I think about the movie the more I dislike it.

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  • The Souvenir

    The Souvenir

    If you took a shot every time a mirror was in the film, you would get so blackout drunk that you would have the joy of never remembering this film exists

  • Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

    Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

    ★★½

    Imagine being in a world where Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon exists, and you can clearly and easily take inspiration from it. Then imagine being given 9 times the budget so there should be no reason for failure. Then imagine making this movie and disappointing literally everyone on earth with that pitiful final act. Disgraceful. 

    *I really liked the first two acts of this movie. The choreography was super refreshing and the story was fine. The final act is just so freaking bad in every way.