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  • All the Beauty and the Bloodshed

    ★★★★

  • Knock at the Cabin

  • Unwelcome

  • The Inspection

    ★★★½

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  • Knock at the Cabin

    Knock at the Cabin

    Save your family or save humanity. Make your choice.

    M. Night Shyamalan's Knock At The Cabin is a ticking time-bomb of a thriller. There's a limit to where the narrative can go but the cast really make it work, Dave Bautista continuing to prove himself such an enthralling screen presence.

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  • M3GAN

    M3GAN

    ★★★★

    She's more than a toy. She's family.

    If you haven't seen the viral marketing yet (where have you been?!), a new horror icon is born in M3GAN, a delightfully absurd slice of sci-fi horror from Blumhouse Productions. Watch this film and you'll never want to buy your child a doll ever again.

    When Gemma (Allison Williams) suddenly becomes the caretaker of her orphaned 8-year-old niece, Cady (Violet McGraw), Gemma's unsure and unprepared to be a parent. Under intense pressure at…

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  • All the Beauty and the Bloodshed

    All the Beauty and the Bloodshed

    ★★★★

    Nan Goldin would make a great Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher.

  • Unwelcome

    Unwelcome

    Beware the locals. All of them.

    A swift kick in the bollocks would be more welcome than watching this film.

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  • Scrooge: A Christmas Carol

    Scrooge: A Christmas Carol

    ★★

    Honestly no point making these anymore because none will ever be as good as The Muppets adaptation.

  • The Batman

    The Batman

    ★★★★★

    It's not just a call... It's a warning.

    Check most lists of highly anticipated films of 2022 and it's a sure bet that The Batman featured on them, and quite highly at that. After all, he's arguably the most iconic superhero of all time so any film of his is going to arrive with a major fanfare however, with Matt Reeves helming the project after such stellar work on the Planet of the Apes films, anticipation levels were rocketing through…