Josh Woods

Josh Woods


50% filmé enjoyer, 50% hot gas.
Gonna write a movie some day.

Favorite films

  • Burning
  • You Were Never Really Here
  • Twin Peaks: The Return
  • First Reformed

Recent activity

  • Ema

  • The Parallax View


  • The Mutilator

  • Lamb


Pinned reviews

  • Lost in Translation

    Lost in Translation


    Between January 2013 and September 2016 I called 15 different beds my own. This doesn't count the couches, beds, and floors I hit for a night or two along the way, either. Being in so many places over such a short amount of time has given me a wealth of relationships and experiences I wouldn't trade anything for.

    There are people in this world that you will naturally gravitate towards, given the right opportunities, and these encounters (no matter how…

  • Badlands


    it's Moonrise Kingdom but with MURDER

Recent reviews

  • Ema


    It's been a minute since I've seen such toxic characters in a film. It's worthy of applause, honestly. Was this written from a place of deep bitterness?

    There's a weird unreality that hangs over the entire film. In part I think this is just due to the stylized nature of the film, but there were so many moments I was confused by the way the characters interacted with each other. I'm not even sure if it was supposed to be…

  • The Mutilator

    The Mutilator

    Some of it just straight up doesn't make sense and that hook scene is out of control. Still pretty fun though, and I'm thinkin' that's really all that matters for me with slashers.

Popular reviews

  • Memento


    ♬ put that thing back where it came from or so help me ♫

  • Midsommar


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    "It does no good to die kicking and screaming and lashing back at the inevitable. It corrupts the soul."
    "I’m sorry I did not warn you better."

    Read the script that I found online and lemme just say, oof.

    Some horror movies are just looking to spook and startle ya, but this one genuinely wants to strangle you.

    Y'all been warned.