certified dumbass, reclusive filmbro
I just write cliche/stupid reviews whenever I feel I can
been logging since December ‘15

Favorite films

  • Magnolia
  • The Graduate
  • The Social Network
  • The Dark Knight Rises

Recent activity

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once


  • Love, Death & Robots: Jibaro

  • The Hangover Part II


  • Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice


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Popular reviews

  • It


    I can't wait to walk into the theater for IT and see a bunch of disrespectful and uncaring teenagers snapchatting, texting, and talking the whole time while screaming and whimpering at every second that Pennywise is on, and me just sitting there wanting to beat the shit out of every single one of them but instead just attempt to ignore them and watch the film. 

    Why does today's teenage generation have to ruin (most of) the theater experience?

  • Game Night

    Game Night


    Rich people fight club. 

    I’m not saying anything else.