I’m offended by how bad this film was tbh.
Me and my dad left twenty mins in in part because of how bad it was but also he started to panic that one of the guys in the back of the cinema was going to blow the screen up
I went on a date to see this and the first half was way better and funnier than I expected but the second half massively tailed off, but that could have just been because I was drunk and bored.
Half a star removed because at one point my date leaned over to me and whispered ‘that one fucked me the last time I was in LA’ about one of the hot white gay ones
What can I say? Michelle Pfieffer is bisexual. Charades is the greatest cinematic musical performance since Judy Garland’s final pill addled rendition of Over the Rainbow under the piano at the London Palladium in September 1969. Some plot inconsistencies in that no one realises how sexy Micheal Carrington is but like Cher says where’s your sense of whimsy?