• Cruella



    this film had really sick vibes and i enjoyed it a lot but emma stoned narration ruined it for me 
    need to brush up on my 101 dalmations lore

  • Luca



    i’m coming out of a letterboxd blackout for this. this film is fucking beautiful. i’ve watched it twice and cried both times and i’m evil. it’s such an unbelievably charming story with crazy likeable characters in the most stunning setting and it’s GAY like really gay. hate to say that’s it’s message of tolerance made me cry. seriously please all watch this film for me i’m going to be talking about it a lot when i next see you- it’s up there with….Grease….2 and by that i mean by how much i love it they’re stylistically and basically virtually different

  • Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian

    Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian


    disappointing entry at number 2 here, the plot is mad weak but there are some really spectacular set pieces and cool little charming quirks. this film is a really interesting meditation on the nature of sentience tbh. also some bits of are literally high camp it’s amazing, the pharaoh is a queen and there are some genuinely funny moments

  • Night at the Museum

    Night at the Museum


    honest to god this is an amazing film with an actually incredibly beautiful concept that the it really leans into the magic of. also the cast and story is unbelievably good. ONE STAR AWARDED BC MICKEY ROONEY DIDNT DO YELLOWFACE

  • Life-Size



    Lindsey Lohan is GIVING you lesbian representation in this. excellent use of the deadbeat dad trope. i am obsessed with the witchcraft aesthetic of the late nineties

  • Love Actually

    Love Actually


    i love how popular this film is bc i get to use my fact about how keira knightley went to my college. emma thompson is an MVP and carl is quite literally the hottest person on the planet. two stars awarded for successful deployment of joni mitchell

  • Pete's Dragon

    Pete's Dragon

    camp fantasy musical romp about child labour. Still trying to figure out what the dragon is a metaphor for. 1 star awarded bc Mickey Rooney gets through the film without doing yellowface. Nora is a gay male fantasy

  • Billy Elliot: The Musical Live

    Billy Elliot: The Musical Live


    talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, showstopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before

  • Labyrinth




  • School of Rock

    School of Rock

    naff film that's not as good as you remember and doesn't make the most of its concept. Also Jack Black isn't that good, sorry. one star awarded for the final song but 2 stars taken off for how badly all the kids aged

  • Paddington 2

    Paddington 2


    thinking about charlie calling paddington a dickhead. fucking gimp for aunt lucy

  • The Grand Budapest Hotel

    The Grand Budapest Hotel


    watching this film waved was insane, when the aspect ratio changed I lost my nut. 3 stars for the society of the crossed keys