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  • Bride of Re-Animator

    Bride of Re-Animator


    Madness and Goop amped up to 11 with flying heads and metal joints and drippy drips. 

    I liked it. I like flowing green stuff! I also like romance. This movie has a bat. It’s shot it all!

  • The New York Ripper

    The New York Ripper


    I decided to watch this in the middle of the day, on the living room tv. And you know what? No regerts! No regerts at all! My wife even stayed married to me. 

    No regerts 2020!

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  • House on Haunted Hill

    House on Haunted Hill


    What was 1999/2000s me doing when he first seen this. Probably getting his fangorias greasy from Taco Tico 25 cent Crunchy tacos, and making some really important decisions concerning a wallet chain. Hoping his vans looked okay... Walmart brand slips. 

    Watched this a lot, and let me tell you.... it’s really just okay. Probably would really like it more if a Skelton pushes some lady in some water or something.

  • Demons



    Watch with my wife. She kept asking things like:

    Why wasn’t he holding the sword the whole time?

    How was he doing that on the dirt bike?

    Why are the pimply?

    Why don’t demons climb out of all of their backs?

    Who are these people?

    Why are you smiling?

    Have the edibles hit you yet?