Josie Fuentes <3

cheeto fingers in the making

Favorite films

  • Call Me by Your Name
  • La La Land
  • Isle of Dogs
  • Edward Scissorhands

Recent activity

  • The Northman


  • House of Gucci


  • Minions: The Rise of Gru


  • The Talented Mr. Ripley


Recent reviews

  • The Northman

    The Northman


    This was a very manly kind of movie! Not in the toxic way, where it was very misogynistic- but it was very spirit animal type of thing. 

    It wasn’t really my cup of tea, and the extreme violence was really a turn off for me- but I can see & justify how it was a large part of this story. 

    The Northman had the same vibe as Macbeth & The Green Knight all about some twisted, evil prophecy. Alexander Skarsgård was the perfect role…

  • House of Gucci

    House of Gucci

    In summary: The House of Gucci is 3 hours of cultural appropriation. Bruh like literally I’m not sure what ethnicities any of those actors actually are but- shouldn’t they have casted like actual Italians? Who definitely spoke Italian?! 

    After The Assassination of Gianni Versace: American Crime Story did a piece, I was so excited having the same expectations for The House of Gucci! I was so deeply disappointed and then some.. 

    Adam Driver was so god awful LOL acting, character and…

Popular reviews

  • Before Sunset

    Before Sunset


    Hot take: I liked this sequel way more than the first one.. Before Sunset did not drag in the same way, that I felt Before Sunrise did. This storyline felt more believable, and was a lot smoother- in my opinion. 

    God both Jesse and Celine’s characters has matured so much! Both in their looks, and the way that they carried themselves. The dialogue & conservations felt much more rich, mature, and realistic. I had more respect for Jesse in this film.…

  • Nightmare Alley

    Nightmare Alley


    What’s the vibe of this?? From the trailer I got the impression that this was a fun carnival movie- but it turned out to be much more than that! This was a classic Del Toro, it was eerie and spooky with always a twist. 

    The expectations were high coming from The Shape of Water, so I was a little let down that it wasn’t as amazing. Bradley Cooper was a very interesting choice for him. He was charming yet dirty LOL.