Favorite films

  • Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
  • Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
  • Red Rock West
  • Southland Tales

Recent activity

  • Halloween Kills


  • Venom: Let There Be Carnage


  • Pig


  • Lansky


Recent reviews

  • Halloween Kills

    Halloween Kills


    Formulaic and unique in the worst ways. Feels like an homage to all the shitty horror sequels of yesteryear. Almost everything that made the 2018 installment great is gone, and even the stuff that could’ve been decent is poorly executed.

  • Venom: Let There Be Carnage

    Venom: Let There Be Carnage


    I love movies that aren’t afraid to choose fun over exposition, especially with the glut of over-serious superhero pics (heroes saving the world are less believable to me now than the powers they have, look at the world we live in!). Sometimes you just want to watch Tom Hardy bro out with frickin’ Venom for 90 minutes. Why not!

    Whatever level of CGI they used on Woody Harrelson, it wasn’t noticeable. His face on the poster looks fake as hell but somehow his face in the movie is 100x more realistic???

Popular reviews

  • National Treasure 3

    National Treasure 3

    I talked with Nicolas Cage about the plot (this will be a non-fiction documentary). Basically, Joe Biden's dementia worsens to the point where he falls into critical condition, and the DNC needs to replace him. A lot of names are thrown around like Andrew Cuomo, Bernie Sanders, Sherrod Brown... but one thing they don't anticipate is that Nic Cage has slowly been stockpiling national artifacts at an undisclosed location in order to trade them for the nomination. Because of the…

  • Avatar 5

    Avatar 5

    Still can't believe they released this in 8K 5D VR with Smell-o-vision and Rumble seats