Favorite films

  • Zombie Flesh Eaters
  • The Golem: How He Came into the World
  • Sleepy Hollow
  • The Blair Witch Project

Recent activity

  • The Munsters

  • Elizabeth Harvest


  • Satanic Panic

  • Bolt


Recent reviews

  • The Munsters

    The Munsters

    At the core of every Rob Zombie film exists an unashamed, unabashed, and undying love for the Horror genre. Zombie is one of the few filmmakers working today – and I mean few – who seems to have a grasp on the genre in ways that most filmmakers would wish to have: a bold vision and (notorious and controversial) style, complete understanding of the characters that he creates as he displays both sympathy and disgust for them, and the ability…

  • Athena


    Athena, the newest film from Romain Gavras, opens with one of the most impressive and emotionally unsettling openings that I've probably seen all year: a man, a cop, acknowledging the death of his youngest brother (killed in a brutal, racist attack), speaks to a crowd in order to calm their minds and dutifully state that this tragedy will not go unspoken. His brother, a community leader, leads the charge of people who are outraged by this attack and erupt the…

Popular reviews

  • Promises Written in Water

    Promises Written in Water

    Story time: 

    Vincent Gallo has a website where you can buy his sperm. If you’re not aware of this, I plead for you to journey out and give his site a glimpse. But beyond Vincent’s sperm, lies an email. 

    My ex-girlfriend and I had recently watched Buffalo ‘66 and loved it around this time last year. I would talk to my good friend, Che, about how much Gallo was a problematic artist whom I admired artistically. He asked me if…

  • Charlie's Angels

    Charlie's Angels


    Kristen Jaymes Stewart (born April 9, 1990) is an American actress and director.

    uhh lemme add comedian, queen, badass, icon, wig wearer, and ANGEL TO THAT LIST