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  • Sunshine Family

    Sunshine Family

    ★★★

    I wonder if the fact that this movie has four editors explains that super rushed first half. Thankfully the rest of the film picks up the slack with some legitimately funny and quirky stuff.

  • Dark Phoenix

    Dark Phoenix

    ★★½

    Stop making Dark Phoenix a thing, it's never gonna be a thing under these circumstances

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  • Eerie

    Eerie

    ★★

    So did anyone notice this is, like, the backstory of Moaning Myrtle

  • Koops

    Koops

    ½

    *Movie ends*
    One person starts halfheartedly clapping
    Kid in the audience, loudly: papalakpakan mo yun?

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