Jason Sloan

Jason Sloan

usually sleep on it before logging/reviewing

Favorite films

  • All That Heaven Allows
  • The Last Days of Disco
  • Deep Red
  • The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari

Recent activity

  • The King of Comedy


  • When Harry Met Sally...


  • A Tale of Autumn


  • Sanctuary


Recent reviews

  • When Harry Met Sally...

    When Harry Met Sally...


    every single time :,)

    we once lived in a world where “billy crystal type” was a viable romantic lead. we have to go back

  • A Tale of Autumn

    A Tale of Autumn


    delightful :,)

    alexia portal… call me

Popular reviews

  • Cha Cha Real Smooth

    Cha Cha Real Smooth


    cooper my brother i see the vision… if i were a buzzy young filmmaker id also cast myself in a movie abt how im a good guy and dakota johnson is in love with me…

    hes a decent director but not a strong enough writer or actor to pull off the triple threat. theres a truly interesting movie at the margins of this one about the way adults simultaneously open up to/withhold from 22 year olds who dont slot neatly…

  • The Northman

    The Northman


    *guy who’s only ever seen a climactic volcano sword fight in star wars ep iii: revenge of the sith*

    “im getting a lot of star wars ep iii: revenge of the sith vibes from this”