Jack

Jack

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  • The Long Goodbye
  • Three Colours: Red
  • Modern Romance
  • Deep Cover

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  • Hearts of Darkness: A Filmmaker's Apocalypse

    ★★★★★

  • Madame Web

    ★½

  • Vanilla Sky

    ★★★★

  • Modern Romance

    ★★★★½

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  • Hearts of Darkness: A Filmmaker's Apocalypse

    Hearts of Darkness: A Filmmaker's Apocalypse

    ★★★★★

    As the documentary shows, it was a remarkable feat by Coppola that Apocalypse Now was ever finished. The threat of communist insurgents shooting down the film’s helicopters, the very common occurrence of losing said loaned helicopters to Philippine dictator Ferdinand Marcos to fight a real war in which the set was situated, monsoons destroying entire sets, Martin Sheen nearly dying, Coppola and Millius playing tug of war with the script and the daily mythological torture of working with what looked…

  • Madame Web

    Madame Web

    ★½

    The unintentionally funniest last 5 min of a movie I have ever seen which sees a blind/inexplicably paraplegic wheelchair-bound Dakota Johnson broodily staring out of a window, only to slowly roll away from said window to predict sneezes and do some ASMR-inspired voice-work over Sydney Sweeney slinging power webs? Hats off to my Queens.

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  • Godzilla Minus One

    Godzilla Minus One

    ★★★★½

    I laughed, I cried, and I ascended like Brendan Fraser in the Whale every time Godzilla was on screen, when the theme song played and continuously for the last 15 min. If I was a kid I would be stomping around like the Big Guy (Godzilla, not Brendan Fraser) and pretending to exhale that blue heat ray on everyone I passed on the street for the next two weeks.

  • RoboCop

    RoboCop

    ★★★★★

    Somehow saw the best B-movie ever made for the first time on scheduled tv when I was 12. I said it then and upon rewatch I’m saying it again:

    Dude…This shit rocks.

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