Eternals

Eternals ★½

Slow day at work. Almost fell asleep on my feet trying to pass the time with this one.
At this point, this stuff doesn't so much capture my imagination as nullify it. I am not the audience for this at all.
Some of it looks pretty good, I suppose...
The tone is so cookie-cutter though. And I kinda hate most of the dialogue. I wish casts like this were given more interesting material.
At least it opens with Pink Floyd's "Time", even if that song is way too cool for this.

P.S. A guy in my audience just told me "that was seriously the worst movie I've ever seen", so apparently he's not the audience for this either

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